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[haveyouseenalittlegirl]

[Video/Action for a hotel room in Saffron City]

[There is a Hoothoot in a turban. That's probably the first thing you should notice when the video shakes to life. The second thing you might notice is that the turban is made out of a brown jacket. Or maybe it's the sign in front of it you notice. In large letters.]

DALLY THE WISE SEES ALL!!!

SEE YOUR FUTURE : FREE!!!!!

[Clearly the more exclamation points the better right? The camera moves to the side to show a Pichu holding another sign to the side of the HootHoot.]

ASK A QUESTION.

FREE!!!! : )

[And in case you're wondering, no Harry is nowhere in sight. Which is probably the reason why this video is being made. And why they seem so proud of themselves.]

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[haveyouseenalittlegirl]

[They really are. You'll have to tell him about it when he gets back from his walk/training some of his saner pokemon.]

[Dally is just off to the side at this point. Possibly half asleep, while the other two giggle.]

Telling people their futures.

[Or you know, bored and trying to make people believe they can. they may have been planning this for months okay.]

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[foolishwren]

<sub>[The pudgy ghost-type Pokemon edges into the room, still giving the little gang a suspicious look.]

[There's been a con in the works for months and he wasn't told about it? UNACCEPTABLE!]</sub>

Yeah?

Why would you l'il shits wanna do that?

_{[He casts a dubious glance at the space cadet Hoothoot.]}

... She doesn't even know Future Sight, does she?

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[haveyouseenalittlegirl]

Nope. She thinks she can see the future by spinning.

[This is what happens when you name your pokemon after cult members Harry.]

And it's fun!

[Really that's all the motivation they need to do anything.]

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[foolishwren]

<sub>[BI HM.]

[Waddling over, Slightly snatches up the sign and gives it a look-over.]</sub>


... What is dis shit?

You're not even chargin?

_{[>8I KIDS WTF YOU'RE SCAMMING PEOPLE AND NOT GETTING ANYTHING OUT OF IT?]}

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[haveyouseenalittlegirl]

[They just look at him.]

Who would pay for that?

[They may be new to this....really new.]

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[foolishwren]

_{[.... <8I oh kids you are so naive.]}

Whatcha talkin about, ain't you eva watched dose phony-ass psychic shows where some lady pretends to be like... part-Xatu or sum shit and reads peoples' futures?

Dat lady is rollin' in money!

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[haveyouseenalittlegirl]

[Frowning, because what is this new information?/This is what happens when your trainer doesn't approve of tv.]

Why would they do that?

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[foolishwren]

Because money makes da world go 'round, twerps!

_{[Grumbling, Slightly, waddles on in and takes a seat.]}

C'mere n'Uncle Slightly'll tell ya some stuff.

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[haveyouseenalittlegirl]

[And they glance at each other but scuttle over.]

okay!

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[foolishwren]

<sub>[... And then Slightly launched into a detailed and persuasive description of how you could basically make piles of money by scamming people into thinking you were telling them their future.]

[And why, if they decided to do that, they should cut him in on it as their legal and business advisor.]</sub>

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[haveyouseenalittlegirl]

[They listen with rapt interest.]

[Clearly this is only going to end well.]