... Well, there's a liiiiiittle more to this place than that.

_{[Not that she could blame people for simplifying...]}

I've... kinda been here awhile.

So I'll-- ... I'll help you get the hang of things.

_{[... Assuming, again, that this was real. Not not just wishful thinking on the part of her unconscious mind. ... Or a ghost Pokemon messing with her head.]}